Hjalmar

Hjalmar are usually a pretty weird guy. Who is obsessed with cars and stuff like that. He is also kinda of a creep who looks at way too much porn.

Hjalmar just stop with the creepin' already!

by Hjallelmao222 February 15, 2018

Hjalmar

a person that is ginger and and has a black nike hoodie on

hjalmar is a ginger

by Leelee0908 April 17, 2023

Hjalmar

Hjalmar is very ugly and has a short penis, he is also very short. He got no bithes no balls but infront of all that no dad.

Hjalmar is so short and has a small penis.

by Scuigely diggely September 26, 2022

Hjalmar

the name hjalmar is from the beginning is used in ancient stories if someone is gay so guy who is attracted to another guy studies also show that almost everyone named helmets has a small penis and is worse and parents often name the child a helmet if they see it it's completely the afterlife

ones upon a time ther was a man they called him hjalmar cus he gay

by anonymous February 9, 2022