Hitler Democrat

The 21st century version of a "Yellow dog Democrat". The term came about following the election of Donald Trump, when left-wingers began proclaiming that they would vote for Adolf Hitler if he ran against Trump in the following election (despite the fact that Trump apparently IS Hitler). This admission that they would happily vote for Hitler so long as he ran as a Democrat led people to 'update' the term "Yellow dog Democrat" to reflect the current state of American (or, more specifically, left-wing) politics.

Person A: I would vote for a Hitler/Biden ticket if it means getting Trump out of office!

Person B: Do you even hear yourself, you idiotic Hitler Democrat.

by Saudades October 9, 2020

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Hitler Dick

An anomaly among dicks. A dick which resides rent-free in the minds of every Jewish man, woman, and animal. A dick so good that even though it's only truly fucked 250,000 bitches, those who are deprived of its majesty will say you fucked them too, even if it's a preposterous number like, say, 6 million bitches. Typically, a Hitler Dick will also have a matching pubic hair pattern.

Moishe: "Hey Abby, did you hear about the goyim with the Hitler Dick?"
Abby: "Yes Mr. Shekelstein, he fucked me and all 6 million of my friends last night!"
Moishe: "Oy vey!"

by Analkin May 25, 2022

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Hitler Defense

When someone uses a far more terrible act to lessen the perception of one's own terrible actions.
Sure Hitler killed 6,000, 000 Jews, but Stalin killed 20,000,000 of his own people, so what Adolf did wasn't that bad.

The IRS caught me cheating on my taxes , I'm going to try the Hitler Defense on them. Sure I owe $5,000 dollars, but hey, I'm no Wesley Snipes.

by G Gar March 9, 2017

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