hitf

Acronym for "how in the f*&%", as in "how in the f*&%" did that happen? Used to relay complete disbelief at a situation, person, group, or any other observable event, sometimes retrospectively. Often used when something attempted should be obvious, but somehow seems impossible or overlooked.

1) hitf did -that- guy end up with a chick -that- hot?
2) hitf did we not realize that global warming would be a problem?
3) hitf do I put together this goddamned IKEA furniture?

by mmmike March 20, 2008

Hitsuji

Hitsuji, which means "sheep" in japanese, is the main character of a amateur manga Hitsuji Shitsuji by Maari-Erein, which is about a young half boy, half sheep butler, serving the sheep princess in the sheep kingdom.

Hitsuji is so short for his age !

by Maari-Erein October 7, 2011

HitsuHina

The couple Hitsugaya Toushirou and Hinamori Momo from the anime/manga Bleach. It's popular amongst fans, and rivals against HitsuMatsu.

Did you join the HitsuHina fanclub yet?

by Hinamori Momo December 28, 2009

as ugly as a hatful

shortened form of "as ugly as a hat full of assholes"

He was so desperate for a root that he boned her, even though she was as ugly as a hatful.

by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008

Hotfuck

It's when a hot girl is very fuckable.

She is definitely a hotfuck!!!

by KHDT October 16, 2010

hstfu

Hoe shut the fuck up

Girl: I need money

Man: hoe shut the fuck up

Hoe shut the fuck up

Hstfu

by Mr Johnson24 April 28, 2014

hitus

Hitus, being a moment when a person is high and then consumes food to which the response will be satisfying. It will make the said person want to relax from the itus and fall into a partial comatose state

*Guy* Look at him babe he's got the hitus
*Girl* You mean itus babe?
*Guy* No fool, Hitus.... he's high and he's got the itus

by MrFuriousDJ November 1, 2017