hitchhiker

one whose primary mode of travel is hitchhiking, or (usually free) rides from motorists on the highway

A hitchhiker may follow a semi-nomadic lifestyle

by Letter X-the-Bloke August 21, 2008

Hitchhiker

Someone who knows where their towel is.

That Ford Prefect is one hell of a hitchhiker; he knows where his towel is.

by cyenu January 28, 2005

The Hitchhiker

While pleasing a girl, to stick your thumb out like a hitchhiker and plug it up her vagina. Very simple yet effective.

"oh babe do you feel like picking up the hitchhiker today?"

by Jason Kenyon May 27, 2012

The hitchhiker

4 in the pink, thumb in the stink. Fist her with your thumb in the stink.

Hey baby, what's up?

Oh nothing, I'm just real sore from the hitchhiker last night.

I guess she never really knew what I meant, when I told her to never pick up a hitchhiker.

by Hereitcomes September 20, 2006

hitchhiker

A combination of The Lonely Trucker and The Stranger, a hitchhiker is when a man sits on his arm until it becomes numb, then slaps his ham while driving.

If you want to take the Lonely Trucker to the next level, try the Hitchhiker, it's like there's a whole nother person in the car.

by CT and Justin November 11, 2008

A Hitchhiker

(Noun) To anally fist a woman with one's thumb extended fully up, as if hitchhiking.*

*(The main difference between this and other 'definitions' of this term is that with a true 'Hitchhiker' the fist and upright thumb must be fully inserted. This is not a 'Shocker'.)

'Goddamn, dude, are you going to give me a hitchhiker or what? I can't get off on your weak-ass shockers.'

by Dr Bishop August 10, 2021

Hitchhiker

Immediately following the act of anal sex. One discovers fecal matter on the tip of one's penis.

Dude!! While fucking Stacy in her poop shoot I picked up a hitchhiker!!

by Skippyandpete November 4, 2020