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He’s a mix of Jeffery Star, Shane Dawson, and a Clown
Killua : oh my gawd gon hide it’s the clown bitch!
Gon : who-?
Hisoka : OoooOOOOooooH GoooooOOOOOOOn
Hisoka by sxft.mxchi September 24, 2020
my finger-licking, bootylicious, power-horny, carved by the gods, 6foot2 husband with a 6.6inch firm veiny meaty palpitating missile.
Everytime hisoka smirks, my other lips start beat boxing.
or
Hisoka: Hello
Me: yes daddy I will wash your lovely feet with my saliva and worship your hot sexy pepper toes mm yummy pls let me keep your toenails as my nose I would do anything for you, snatched waist perfect face breathtaking valentine red hair mesmerising golden orbs eyes sharp as hell jawline (which could slit my throat and I would beg him to do it again) 10 hot fresh loaves of abs mamacita thighs (which can crush my head but I would literally insert myself there just to get close to him) muscular shiny arms and thicc ass fuck buttcheeks so firm and round he could clap his cheeks together and there would be an earthquake cuz he rocked my world.)
Hisoka by hisokafatbuns November 28, 2020
a clown pedophile who based his entire aesthetic around a piece of gum and moans around a kid with a fucked up hairline
person 1: you know that guy with the pink hair who moans at children?
person 2: yeah, hisoka
hisoka by haunted toes October 30, 2020
Some guy who git turned on by a 12 year old
Hisoka: OOOOOOOOOOOH GOOOOOOOON
Hisoka by Chika Fujiwara September 29, 2020
The Valentine’s Day edition of pennywise, oh yeah he’s also a pedophile.
If people didn’t find Hisoka attractive they’d just admit that he’s a pedophile
Hisoka by BrokeBitch.0 February 2, 2021
Gay ass pedo clown who simps for 13 year old boys 🦍
"oh, you watch Hunter x Hunter ? I'm such a simp for Hisoka"

"Please shut up shit face. His nose is longer than my lifespan"
Hisoka by weinerstrainer October 29, 2020