Hiptard

An alternate name for a hipster.

The neighborhood I grew up in is now full of unemployed but rich hiptards who are giving me attitude at work.

by Kiwistep August 14, 2009

hiptard

hip + retard a person who is mentaly retarded that displays hipness. You might have pity for a retard, but you would party with a hiptard cause they rock.

Keith has Downs Syndrome but really likes to rock out to Motorhead and pound back brew. Don't call him a retard, refer to Keith as a ''hiptard''.

by Dj Marz April 22, 2008

hiptard

A hipster who has taken it a little to far. In short, someone who has take the style and the culture of being a hipster to such a level, they don't even realize they look and act like an idiot.

I would like to go to my local café, but lately its be over run by hiptards.

by Mr k in the city September 19, 2009

liptarded

Someone who has been too excited to be able to form a "coheirant sentance" since the day he decided to run for the Republican nomination for President.

He was so liptarded that no one in Congress could ever understand how a single one of his policies made any sense.

by EpitohmofHiperbowle January 19, 2017

hottarded

adj.
1) a word describing a stupid action performed by a really hot guy/girl.
2) a word used to describe a really hot person's personality.

1) "did you just see that really hot guy trip over his shoelace? it was seriously hottarded."

2) "that guy is so funny, he's hottarded."

by god February 21, 2005

Hicktarded

Of or pertaining to a Hicktard

When Chicken Fried by The Zack Brown band came on, she said "we are not listening to this hicktarded music!"

by historionsistor May 7, 2011

hiptard

A Hippie Retard

Hippie + Retard = Hiptard

My co-worker sure is a Hiptard!

Hey Tom, look at the Hiptard!

I hope the Hiptard chokes on one of her vegan penis meals.

by ItDoesntMatterDUH August 15, 2007