hipsterwank 

A simple way to describe the conceited aspects of hipsterism.

When a coffee shop decides to serve almond milk as standard: Hipsterwank.

hipsterwank by garry the gin drinking goat March 8, 2017

Hipstorian 

A pontificating, preening and obtuse human person who has an emotional opinion on past events based on nothing but conjecture and complaint or a total misrepresentation or misunderstanding of facts.

An hipstorian at Starbucks just tried to explain to another guest how he was a huge fan of the band Mumford and Sons years prior to the “Sons” being born and joining their father’s group and that he owns all of Mumford’s OG work on cassette tape.

Hipstorian by Snreves January 26, 2020

Hipstrangle 

The act of placing a hipster into a choke hold while in the midst of sexual activity. These types of people are the ones that partake in lesbian activities while drunk on the weekends but enjoy to be choked for the fun of it every once and awhile.

I totally hipstrangled that girl last night because she started to yell save the whales while we were banging.

Hipstrangle by Momma-lock-a-booba-day December 1, 2010

Hipsterbation

The act of touching oneself whilst being stimulated by pictures of oversized glasses and ironic tee shirts.

Hipsterbation:
George: Hey, man, where's Theo?
John: Hang on, let me call him.
-phone call-
John: Hey, Theo, where you at?
Theo: -through heavy breathing- Browsing Urban Outfitters online.
-hang up-
George: So what's he doing?
John: Hipsterbating.

Hipsterbation by KleptoInsomniac July 7, 2014