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Hipsterstandable

Something a hipster says when they understand something totally hipster.
Miles :"Pearl I needed a new pair of Toms because I spilled my Vegan Squash soup on them."

Pearl:"That's hipsterstandable."
by Charlotti November 27, 2012
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hipsterita

hipstərˈrētə/

Noun

1. A female hipster.
"That hipsterita over there claims she was into Urban Dictionary before it was cool."
by Drew182 June 18, 2014
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histerical

1) A deliberate misspelling of "historical" and "hysterical" to create a portmanteau, which means literally "very funny history" or "funny today, though it was serious at the time."

2) An extension of this meaning is to derisively imply that something today is garbage, of little importance, or no value — but might have "histerical value" in the future.
1) "The TV Show Dragnet is a histerical example of 1960s attitudes."

2) "I am keeping these videos of Trump speaking for their histerical value."
by Andy Somers February 11, 2020
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Hipsterin'

When a bunch of Hipsters just sit around with their hipster clothes, shoes, and haircuts.
they could talk about anything hip such as recent underground jazz music, recent cool poodle haircut, or how cool and hip they are.
That conversation will probably be accompanied by a glass of cheap-ass champaign/wine or coffee.
Guy One: Dude, that bar sucks, too many hipsters.

Guy Two: Yeah man, and they just be sitting there.. Hipsterin'...
by The Normal Guy. November 14, 2011
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Hipsterant

A urban dining establishment where drinks are overpriced, the food organic, and the waiters wear tight pants and have beards. People sporting Adidas polyester gym clothes (matching tops and bottoms) are only allowed in the restaurant if they are working as dishwashers.
Life expectancy of a typical hipsterant varies between three months and a year depending on location.
Flavio came back from the Biennale with an award for best short documentary. The afterparty was at a new hipsterant in south Brooklyn
by Amagerikaner December 5, 2014
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hipstercunts

A growing number of twenty-something ladies that generally follow the same dotted line. May be identified by showing one or more of the following characteristics: small scars all over their flapjack bodies, due to adding and removing piercings as the trends changed (now they all look stupid), beautiful faces but hideous souls -or- hideous faces made beautiful by their hard-earned vocational school cosmetology certification.
very materialistic, ugly, selfish women. Also very clever women that are used to getting what they want.
"Those hipstercunts are eating all the cake and they weren't even invited to the party."
by pinkflamingo April 21, 2010
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Hipsterland

A place where one is surrounded or cannot escape from hipsters.
Jon: Hey, do you want to visit Laguardia with me?
Kate: Fuck no, I hate hipsterland.

Mimi: Do you have a tumblr?
Becca: Of course not! That is like a virtual hipsterland!
by Mikanos April 12, 2011
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