hipsterantes

noun. Hipsters who take to their phones to snap photos of their neighbors and other people doing something they don't like or illegal and post the photos to a social networking site, like Facebook, to publically shame them.

The hipsterantes were at it again and posted photos of the man's lawn being too high.

by Walter 'Bearstradamus' Brzeski July 23, 2015

Hipsterant

A urban dining establishment where drinks are overpriced, the food organic, and the waiters wear tight pants and have beards. People sporting Adidas polyester gym clothes (matching tops and bottoms) are only allowed in the restaurant if they are working as dishwashers.
Life expectancy of a typical hipsterant varies between three months and a year depending on location.

Flavio came back from the Biennale with an award for best short documentary. The afterparty was at a new hipsterant in south Brooklyn

by Amagerikaner December 5, 2014

hipstercunts

A growing number of twenty-something ladies that generally follow the same dotted line. May be identified by showing one or more of the following characteristics: small scars all over their flapjack bodies, due to adding and removing piercings as the trends changed (now they all look stupid), beautiful faces but hideous souls -or- hideous faces made beautiful by their hard-earned vocational school cosmetology certification.
very materialistic, ugly, selfish women. Also very clever women that are used to getting what they want.

"Those hipstercunts are eating all the cake and they weren't even invited to the party."

by pinkflamingo April 21, 2010

Hipstercrit

One who brags about having ridiculed hipsters before ridiculing hipsters was cool.

A Hipstercrit might say: "I kneeewww hipsters were so uncool before anyone else even knew what a hipster was. That is so over."

by Bzzzd March 9, 2012

hipstercrite

A person who hates on so-called hipsters while actually being a hipster himself.

Evan: Why doesn't Ty like Arcade Fire if he likes The Hold Steady? Are they too hipster for him?

Drake: He likes them all. He's just a hipstercrite.

by The B-Rex August 2, 2010

Hipstercrite

Someone who claims not to be a hipster, mocks others for being hipsters, but is in fact themselves a hipster. This usually applies to all hipsters as it a very rare hipster indeed that will admit to being a hipster.

After Bob rolled his eyes at the entire menagerie of kids at the bar, he then proceeded to order a PBR, thus confirming my suspicion that he is a total hipstercrite.

by Shanetrain3000 March 19, 2013

Hipstercritical

Criticizing or dismissing something 'mainstream' to sound cool and hip

Hipstercrite: The hunger games is so lame, it's pretty much battle royale (has never seen battle royale, overheard this)

Person: Stop being so hipstercritical man

by ReginaFalange September 5, 2013