Hipsteruption 

When dudes are Kuwaiting at a coffee shop, doing nothing but taking turns reading urban dictionary gems such as, hipsterdusche, hipsterectomy, hipstercrite, and the like out loud for any and all hipsters in the immediate vicinity to hear. Laughing and high-fiving eachother as they witness the collapse of the hipster's delicate sensitivities.

As the boys sat down with their iced coffees a 30 minute session of Hipsteruption and high-fiving ensued.

Hipsteruption by Lieutenant Superflax April 9, 2017

Hipsterbation

When one masturbates with their left hand because everyone else masturbates with their right.

"Everyone shakes with their right hand, so you can't let your right be soft! That's why I masturbate with my left hand."

"Wait, so you masturbate with your left hand because no one else does?"

"Yeah"

"Hipsterbation, bro. Stoppit."

Hipsterbation by FreeKayTeeKay March 8, 2012

Hipsterection 

The result of a hipster being heavily aroused. Generally the result of Ray-Ban sunglasses, scarves, finding music on Youtube with less than 2,000 views, Pabst Blue Ribbon, etc.

"When I listened to Youth Lagoon's new album, I got a major hipstererection."

"When I heard their song on the radio I totally lost my hipsterection."

Hipsterection by TheDude321 May 7, 2013

hipsterception 

The realization a hipster comes to when he/she realizes that being hipster is WAY to mainstream, resulting in a paradox.

"Dude, being a hipster is way to mainstream. A true hipster would have stopped being a hipster by now. It's like... hipsterception!"

hipsterception by frankalator March 7, 2012

hipsternation 

Noun: a state of confusion and dismay that occurs when a hipster realizes what they are.

A hipster on the road to recovery will typically stop at hipsternation.

Hipsternation can lead to a reaffirmation of hipsteric tendencies combined with mainstream culture to create a hybrid hipster (i.e. hipster-hopper, hipster-gangsta, etc.)

hipsternation by SaltySand October 26, 2010

Hipsterbation

The act of touching oneself whilst being stimulated by pictures of oversized glasses and ironic tee shirts.

Hipsterbation:
George: Hey, man, where's Theo?
John: Hang on, let me call him.
-phone call-
John: Hey, Theo, where you at?
Theo: -through heavy breathing- Browsing Urban Outfitters online.
-hang up-
George: So what's he doing?
John: Hipsterbating.

Hipsterbation by KleptoInsomniac July 7, 2014