Hammertime

A "phenomenom" that MC Hammer is responsible for unleashing upon the world.

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

hammertime

The full phrase is "Stop! Hammertime!" but I'm a lousy conformist, so I put it here. It is by far the most awesome phrase ever. You could make Slimer from Ghostbusters say it and it would still make sense. Its inventor was nothing short of genius as well.

M. Feldspar: Stop! Hammertime!
Halle Berry: Have my babies.
M. Feldspar: Can't touch this.

by Jerry the Gerbilizer February 17, 2005

Hammertime

'Hammertime' is a brilliant surprise attack on a romantic lovemaking session. Whilst you and your partner are engaged in some slow, passionate, romantic sex, look into her eyes, wait for her to move her head forwards to kiss you, then shout, "STOP, IT'S HAMMERTIME!" and proceed to bang her like a drum at speed while shouting, "WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O! WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O!"

Wifey - "Mmm sweetheart that feels amazing...oooh yeah...mmmmmmm...kiss me..."
You - "Stop......IT'S HAMMERTIME - WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O! WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O!"

by Triggermortis November 12, 2010

Hammertime

"Cool" kids can't say it anymore because they're too busy listening to Snoop Dogg and shitty punk emo.

It's muthafuckin Hammertime!

by ok June 24, 2003

hammertoe

A toe that is deformed because one or more joints are permanently bent.

My hammertoe points at a 90 degree angle!

by Tingle October 26, 2003

himmer

A hummer performed by a male.

Jason was well known throughout the prison for his himmers.

by george February 27, 2003

Hammertoe

When you can see a mans hammer through his pants, same as cameltoe only the man version.

Holy shit look at that dudes hammertoe!!!!!

by peteypablo204 December 3, 2009