Hilaropai

pronounced - 'hill - aero - pie'

A witty combination of something intensely comically pleasing yet can also be used to refer and abuse a particular stupid individual.

Clive: OUCH, just stood on that plug!
Bruce: Mate, i saw.. it was fucking hilaropai!

Clive: This girl in my class asked me how to spell pig..
Bruce: How ironic, shes a f*cking hilaropai!

by wils0n December 15, 2010

Hilamotherfuckinglarious

Adjective: Describing something so obscenely funny and bizare that any other word does not do it justice

Jane: I was riding him cowgirl and I couldnt hold it in anymore, So i shit all over his bed and came at the same time right afterwords he spazzed out and puke and shot his load inside me....Ill never look at our kid the same...

Steve: Holy shit, THATS HILAMOTHERFUCKINGLARIOUS

by Mr. Plunge March 17, 2010

Capitol Hilldos

A portmanteau of Capitol Hill and Dildos, which stands as a derogatory name for the United States Senate and House of Representatives, because much like a sex toy, they rarely accomplish anything without being handled aggressively and serve only the purpose of fucking you.

Reporter on TV: and in other news, Congress has once again demonstrated what Capitol Hilldos they are by jamming $500 Billion of Corporate Bailout spending into the Coronavirus stimulus package, screwing our financial future but making sure their campaign donors won't have to sell off their yachts and summer homes...

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 29, 2020

Hilarocity

When something is so funny, the hilaros or "funny" level begins to rise to astronomical heights and the world is forever changed. This often happens when one phrase is used so often it stops being funny, isn't used for several days, then is re-introduced at the proper time.

"Remember when Jansson kept getting so drunk he would get belligerent and then get punched in the face?"
"Man, that was hilaros"
"Yeah... and we called him Black Eye Jansson?
"HAHA BLACK EYE JANSSON!"
"BLACK EYE JANSSON!"
"WHAT AN ASSHOLE!"
"Hilarocity factor of 12 right now"

by Hilaros Man December 22, 2009

helado

1. The spanish word for "ice cream"

Yo quiero tu helado!

by LeFvr November 28, 2006

hildo

a nickname for hilary clinton -think dildo

that hildo is so stupid i hope she loses to barak

by trexur January 18, 2008

hladon

A last name that is given to a bad ass family

The hladon’s a them most bad ass people

by Devin hladon September 13, 2020