Hialeah

Goofy af suburban jits who swear on they dead homies and they steppas
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Hialeah straight bitches

by ualreadyknolulbra April 28, 2021

Hialeah

A city where all the guys ever do is deflower females and just leave them in the dirt all heart broken and attached and where all the putas that can't respect themselves live.

?:Yo where ya homeboy from?

!:My dawg's from Hialeah.
?:Oh hell no! that area's full of shit and the people there are no good.

by calocha December 6, 2018

Hialeah Millionaire

A person who leases a 50g car, but lives in a duplex with 20 of his/her relatives.

Any of many Miamians who roll with phat rides, but live in hoods.

by xzentrk July 12, 2003

Hialeah Fail

A whole new level of Fail, most notably found in the South Florida city of Hialeah where people use steam pots for mail boxes, park in the ramp for the handicapped, ride horses up and down 49th street, use shopping carts for grills, old people park there electrical scooters in parking spots. and when people walk into a Winn-Dixie/Publix to weigh there luggage to go to Cuba

Jim: Did you see that horse drawn carriage at La Vaquita?
John: What a Hialeah Fail

by Raymond Toranzo July 15, 2010

Hialeah boy

wears khaki long shorts, maybe vans with long socks, puts on a cross around their neck but most of them aren’t religious, they wear hats, and take sunglasses to parties. They think that they are the shit because they can get typical Hialeah girls.

Typical Hialeah boy: yeee boyy I'm gon hit up that muvico party next week, it's gon be crazy.

by Ijbiubiu August 15, 2011

Hialeah Mechanic

A Mechanic or Technician that cuts corners lacking professionalism & is usually a sloppy job. The term Hialeah Is referring to all the illegal jobs done usually with very little regard for safety or the law at hand.

That AC guy he's a real Hialeah Mechanic!

by Trades July 30, 2019

hialeah it

Mostly used by people who live in South Florida, who are familiar with the city of Hialeah.

v.
it means to half-ass something; the cobbled together, cheap and dirty, sloppy way of doing something when lacking the skills, materials, or time to do something well.

G1-oh i need a picture of this for the project
Y1-oh don't worry; i'll hialeah it off their website and photoshop it

R1-oh man i need a good sample of this by 2pm!
F1-i can hialeah it off of the last project we used it for

by Morgan&Gina June 7, 2009