heterodont

A white boy that gets on your nerves so you don't fuck with that heterosexual.

There's this one kid named Zach that's a heterodont.

by Bbvyffv123456 August 15, 2018

heteromance

When you fall in love with someone of the opposite sex, yet have no sexual attraction to them. Usually happens between women and their gays.

Gay guy: something weird happened
Gay guy: i believe ive fallen in love with her
Gay guy: but
Gay guy: no sexual desire
Guy friend: yea right
Gay: i just love being with erh
Gay: her
Guy friend: so it's likkkkeeeeeee
Guy friend: a bromance, except....
Guy friend: a heteromance??
Gay: she is so awesom

by Wardicus September 25, 2011

heteroactivist

A person who lawfully, peacefully, and respectfully opposes GLBT pressure groups.

I won't be silenced by the gay community, as long as I'm not condoning violence, I have the right to my heteroactivist lifestyle.

by Carl Rowan Morris December 10, 2008

Heterocontextual

A person, ususally a guy, who identifies himself as "straight," who, IN THE RIGHT CONTEXT (usually quick & easy access to a willing partner), will eagerly engage in sexual activity with a person of the same sex.

For a guy who calls himself "straight,"Victor gives damn good head. He's a hetero all right; a horney heterocontextual; he'll do whomever's there in order to get his nutt.

by JimTimH. December 10, 2010

Heteromestic

The type of lifestyle that was once almost exclusively the domain of straight, white, married couples: house in the suburbs, two kids, minivan, beige walls, bland food. Starting in the early 2000s,however, the lines between this and the homomestic lifestyle have blurred, as gay couples get legally married and raise children in increasing numbers, while suburban straight couples discover the joys of chevre and beurre blanc, cobalt blue dining rooms, and anal fingering.

Scott and Giselle's happy, heteromestic bliss started to crumble the moment Scott took his first bite of kimchi fried rice.

by mkemankws March 21, 2016

heteromexual

A white person whom is attracted to Mexicans or a Mexican whom is attracted to white people

Molly: DAMNN! JAVIER IS H0T!
Fernanda: Are you serious? That muchacho won't ever fall for a gringo like you!
Molly: But he's heteromexual like me!

by Gringo Mexican July 25, 2019

Heterofascist

A mentally unstable, uneducated, reich-wing anti-gay piece of savage elephant shit with an arrogant, uncivilized, inhuman, grotesque superiority and control complex that results in the barbaric desire to illegally interfere in and control the personal and public lives of LGBT humans beings against their (LGBT's) free will through law.

The blood thirsty Nazi filth Tony PerKKKins of the ignorantly misnamed "Family Research Council" is a heterofascist.

by Liberty999 May 17, 2015