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Snail Hatching

Snail Hatching is when baby snail fetuses are hatched out of the guys asshole and optionally into their friend or partners mouth. First the guy tucks his penis and testes between his legs, making what looks somewhat similar to a large “snail” when viewed from behind. Then he pushes his snail head (penis head) up his asshole and then rubs it vigorously until he ejaculates into his anus. Then he pulls his snail head out pushes beads of cum thereby “hatching” baby snails out of his sphincter into his partners open mouth which they have positioned below during the whole process.
Hey Johnathan, said Ryan, wanna do some snail hatching? We’ll use my snail though.
by Shuksan Chan August 30, 2019
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hitchin' a ride

a great green day song that has very rythmical guitar sounds and a catchy beat; the song is about how someone feels when their getting drunk
Troubled times,
You know I cannot lie,
I'm off the wagon,
And I'm hitchin' a ride
by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004
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jeremy hutchins

a very attractive male specimen conceived in ohio, usa. he has gained fame over social media platforms such as snapchat and instagram.

he has a cat named pepper
he likes to run
he currently attends woodridge high school
hes an only child
A: OMG jeremy hutchins is so hot !
B: his eyes are bluer than my stone cold heart !
A: his hair is more boyant than my dreams !
B: his eyelashes are longer than my list of accomplishments !
A: his teeth are whiter than the whites in my eyes !
B: his glo up is more evident than discovering cows make noise !
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David Hutchins

A very good looking guy. Smart. Sometimes immature. A romantic guy, always lets you know that your loved.
Man of your dreams♥
Easy to fall in love with
I hung out with David Hutchins last night, he is so romantic. I love him!
by Lindseyyyy:) January 25, 2009
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Hutchin'

Yelling at your computer for not running your software the way you think it should be running.
Old Dude: "God damned piece of shit! I clicked on that son of a fuck! You don't fuck with other people's code!"
Young Dude: "Looks like Jerry's Hutchin' on Drupal again."
by cradrock August 25, 2021
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molly hatching it

Going down on a path of self destruction and not giving a single fuck about it!
Tonight Gents, we're Molly Hatching it!
by Debo442 November 1, 2013
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to pull a hutchings

If you say you're going to attend somewhere but you never show up, instead you bring lame excuses.
Why wasn't he there last night??
Yeah right, i guess he was totally pulling a Hutchings!

You going to that party next friday?
Na, i think im going to pull a hutchings
by Hellschool February 25, 2011
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