hesher

Reebock-wearing, mulleted person in acid-washed jeans and a Judas Priest T-shirt who, at the age of 28, still lives in his/her parents' basement and swears that he/she can really rock out on his/her Ibanez Stratocaster copy guitar and probably owns a Nova that hasn't run in 5 years but you just wait, that fucker is gonna smoke those fuckin Japanese rice burners once I put a new head gasket on it.

When are those heshers going to realize that it's not 1989 anymore?

by Justin Scott August 22, 2003

hashmeer

A most awesome, gum chewing fellow.
IE:"You are a kind Hashmeer."

A member of Group X...and he didn't steal the freakin beats!

"Go Hashmeer go Hashmeer go Hashmeer and the rest can go away....SHWAT!???"

by Bishmilla July 12, 2004

HeShe

A gender undefinable person. Could be a man or a woman, or a little of both. Often dressed in nondescript clothing or dressed incredibly flamboyantly with bulges or hair in places they ought not be.

"Look at that...heshe? I can't tell if that motha is a man or a woman, i mean, check out the breasts and the beard!"

by One Sexy Miami Girl October 20, 2004

heshies

Like, props but related to the skateboarding world, especially old school.

Bro1:"Holy shit, Did you just land that Boneless Frontside 180 Finger Flip?"
Bro2:"Chyeah suckah"
Bro1:"Damn bro, heshies."

by sebastian crucial January 28, 2007

hesher

A grungy, long haired, plastic comb-brush in the back pocket stoner with an 80’s rock shirt. Sometimes, a little ‘off’ from the drug damage. Rides an adult sized BMX bike around town and knocks over trash cans by kicking out with his back tire.

We sold that hesher oregano! Look, he's acting like he's all stoned!

Wanted: Hard rocking, long haired, white trash stoner for air instrument Cover Band. Likes to ride BMX a +.

by \o|o/ April 24, 2006

Hesher

a Person usu. male who frequents metal shows and Music Stores. Generally Possessing long Hair. Pre-"Grunge" era, yet similar in appearance.

"hey, check out that Hesher in the Metallica Shirt"

by Greezy Hesher August 31, 2011

hesher

Long haired, usually mulleted person who listens and rocks out to Metal or Thrash music.Generally seen wearing acid-washed jeans, leather motorcycle or denim jacket covered with band and skull patches. Will often have a Molester Moustache

Damn, look at the Krokus backpatch on the greasy hesher!!!!

by pimphuge February 25, 2003