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Hermes Staffing

When two dudes take their flaccid penises, ziptie them together, wait for them to become fully erect, then proceed to have sexual intercourse with another individual.
Bro you down for some hermes staffing later in the quad?
by Gr33n Man August 10, 2017
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No More Heroes

One of the few great games for the Nintendo Wii that wasn't licensed by Nintendo.

Directed by Suda 51, No More Heroes was originally going to be for the XBox 360, but it was later made for the Wii to make use of the motion-sensing controls.
It follows the story of an otaku and wrestling fan named Travis Touchdown who spends all his money on a beam-katana (similar to a lightsaber from Star Wars) Now broke, he meets up with a mysterious woman named Sylvia Christel, who works for the United Assassins Association (UAA) where he accepts a mission to kill the #11 assasin, Helter Skelter. Now, he works to become the #1 assassin in the UAA by killing the 10 assassins above him. After he takes out an assassin, he has to make enough money to pay the UAA to fight the next assassin.
The game is notable for its over-exaggerated blood and violence, which would make it a perfect target for Jack Thompson if he hadn't been disbarred already. So to all the parents out there, DO NOT BUY THIS GAME FOR YOUNG KIDS!!!

Personally, I consider it a very good game, though I think the open world environment didn't have much thought put into it. It would be nice to be able to talk to people, have more store options, basically make it more realistic. A multiplayer option would've also been a nice touch. Still, I highly recommend it, and to all the PS3 fanboys who believe the Wii's "kiddy" this game is quite the opposite.
If you have a Wii, but you're tired of the usual casual and party games, get No More Heroes. You'll love it.
by King of Jellybeans March 14, 2009
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mouthal herpes

Herpes of the mouth. Not to be confused by oral herpes, which is entirely different, obviously.
Its main source of distribution is the swapping of generally similar looking bottles.
Sue: Hey Sam, I may have misappropriated my bottle and it looks like yours.

Sam: Oh no, perhaps you now have mouthal herpes. That is not fun.
by Yourski December 18, 2013
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horseshoes and handgrenades

The only time/s that almost actually counts.
Mark: "I almost beat that guy!"
John: "Almost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades."
by DefinitionsR'Us March 31, 2008
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big damn heroes

What happens when you arrive in the nick of time. This phrase was popularized by the cult show Firefly.
Mal:Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoe: Big damn heroes, sir!
Mal: Ain't we just!
by GoldberryBombadil February 10, 2012
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finals heroes

People who don't study in the library all semester, then suddenly show up during finals week, taking over your favorite "spot."
Person 1 : There aren't study rooms or tables available.
Person 2: Yea, cuz of all these damn finals heroes!
by Flashdaddy Hoemaster December 11, 2016
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Fire Emblem Heroes

A tactical roleplaying game developed by Intelligent Systems and Nintendo for the mobile devices. The game contains characters from every Fire Emblem game that was released (I.E Fire Emblem Awakening, Fire Emblem Path of Radiance etc.). Didn't I forgot to mention to you that when open the game, it plays a loud orchestra for the first 3 or 4 seconds of the game.
Friend:Man, have you every tried Fire Emblem Heroes yet?
Me:Yeah, what about it ?
Friend:There is a new banner and two of the new characters have incredibly hot!
Me:*Opens up the game*
Phone:"FIRE EMBLEM, HEROES. *LOUD ORCHESTRA PLAYS*"
by Dogejr3221 May 16, 2018
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