Herk is a quality or state of being Herk, or an act or idea that exhibits properties of being stupid.6 In a character study of "The Herk" attributed to the Greek philosopher Theophrastus (c. 371 – c. 287 BC), herk was defined as "mental slowness in speech or action". The modern English word "herk" has a broad range of application, from being slow of mind (indicating a lack of intelligence, care or reason), dullness of feeling or sensation (torpidity, senseless, insensitivity), or lacking interest or point (vexing, exasperating). It can either imply a congenital lack of capacity for reasoning, or a temporary state of daze, or slow-mindedness.
"You really herked that up Karen!", "He is so herk that he can only sign his name with a crayon!", "What a fucking herk, he doesn't know what 2+2 is!"
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by Chris B. From Detroit April 13, 2005
I'm from herk-town
by Carl March 20, 2004
The highest possible level of high/drunkeness a person can be in. Must include a late night black out, and having sex with someone you would never consider ever fucking in your life.
"did you see Jeff last night?"
-"yeah, he was soooo fucked up"
"sure was. He was fucking Herk-dafied I tell ya!"
-"yeah, he was soooo fucked up"
"sure was. He was fucking Herk-dafied I tell ya!"
by NEMF-o maniac February 21, 2004