heister

A basketball player who shoots often even though their tendency is to miss the shots that they take. A heister has a shooter's mentality but not a shooter's ability.

Once Ricky Davis got the ball, I knew it was going up. He is a heister.

by Tank Miller December 29, 2007

heysistersphobia

being scared of james charles

guys i have heysistersphobia, the phobia of james charles

by imbored188 May 31, 2021

heshster

A fashionable/ironic metal head or hipster fan of heavy metal music. Heshsters dress ironically as an 80s hesher-stereotype which includes tight jeans, long hair, reeboks/nikes, Judas Priest/Iron Maiden/Motorhead T-shirts, and often sporting bandana head bands or "Freedom Bands." They can often be seen drinking Pabst or Miller Highlife at hip bars. They sometimes have DJ nights at said bars where they spin such genres as Doom Metal, NWOBHM, or classic heavy psychedelic acts like Sir Lord Baltimore, and The Flower Travellin' Band from Japan.

Caleb is such a heshster, he keeps begging me to come to his DJ night at East End but all he spins is Black Sabbath and Motorhead.

Why did all the heshsters insist on smoking angel dust at the Danava show?

Ryan has become quite the pretentious heshster since he bought that Hawkwind album. He all of a sudden is stroking his cock on those flared jeans that he bought at Buffalo exchange, and the fact that he's old enough to grow a beard. I remember in High School he used to wear ironic Cosby sweaters and talk about how Sleater-Kinney was the best band ever.

All these heshter-fags can't be that cool if they don't like Sepultura!

by StarheimSavage December 29, 2008

Hesistor

A person who, through Covid-19 vaccine hesistancy and other means, resists the mainstream narrative, government overreach and tyranny.

In London, throngs of hesistors filled the streets to protest continued lockdowns.

by Jamawo June 22, 2021

Heisterburging

When one performs an act of awesome coolness related to studious acts and deserves props, you say, "(blank) is heisterburging!"

Billy" Aw snap! Did you see Drew get that 1600 on his SAT score? That man is heisterburging!

by Nathan Algren June 21, 2004

The heppster

Where a girl or guy gives a blow job and spits the cum into another's mouth

The heppster, she don't swallow but she will spit and exchange with her boyfriend

by Naughtygma October 18, 2013

brau heister

Someone who steals beer, from the fridge at a party, or even just a sip out of your glass.

Dont let that kid near the fridge, yo he's a mad brau heister.

by Ian Danger February 6, 2007