Hence the pyramids

I found this in the New Dictionary of American Slang.

There is a donkey in Africa. He eats mud, shits bricks, and has a triangular ass-hole, hence the pyramids.

by Diavolo February 15, 2004

hence my ass

a sarcastic offer to allow one to make sweet love to the subjects ass.

person one: Hey Lisa I just went shopping, hence the cool shoes!
person two: John, I'm not in the mood for you today, hence my ass!

by Shamrock5 January 15, 2009

hence thither and thence hither

Even more sexual than hence thither

They're totally railing each other tonight!
They're gonna be doing hence thither and thence hither all night long.

by Master of beargreen February 25, 2024

Toe my hence!

A proclamation of shock where one must call upon a power higher than him or herself for help in order to remain calm. Same meaning as the following: 1) Oh my God! 2) Good Lord! 3) Jesus Christ! 4) Dear Lord and Savior! 5) Holy Christ above! 6) Barbra Streisand in Yentl! 7) Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! 8) Mother of Holy God! 9) Christ Almighty! 10) Jesus Christ and the Argonauts!

Toe my hence! I thought Kate Hudson's career was over but she is actually really amazing in season 4 of 'Glee'.

by cmb428 November 29, 2012

hence thither

From here to there

He and she are going hence thither!
Wahoo!

by Master of beargreen February 25, 2024

Jada Hence

A artist who has an odd obsession with Percy Jackson despite reading NONE of the books (bonus points if she’s a bigback) She’s obsessed with Cole Walter and Harry Potter. She also likes acting (bonus points if she is delusional) and honestly likes drawing and refused to admit she’s a good drawer.

“Jada Hence likes the worst kind of fictional characters.”

by MARIAHJONESS January 11, 2025