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Hemdroid

A noun which is a portmanteau of "hemorrhoid" and "Android."

A "hemdroid" is when an Android device shits the bed. If your Android phone suddenly dies and won't turn on, it is having a "hemdroid."

"I just tried to use my smart-phone and it won't turn on unless I take out the battery and then put it back in. I think it has a hemdroid!"

by Steafan August 26, 2013

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A Hemdroid is a hardcore Android fan who gets itchy, red and irritated every time Apple releases a new product that competes with their sacred droid device. Most hemdroids spend their time trolling Apple announcements bashing Apple fans. This is also referred to as "hemdroidal flare up".

Man, I was trying to learn about the features of the new iPhone, but the hemdroids were like locust!

by TheSodaKid September 18, 2014

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Heroids

The mixture of heroin and steroids. It is an extreme drug/work-out supplement. It provides the intense high of heroin with the rapid growth and recovery effects of steroids. It's meant to take you're work-out to godly levels and increase your performance in all things dramatically. Side effects range from mild to straight erroneous.

Nick- Man, my work-outs have been lacking and I've been kinda down lately.

Alec- I have the solution. Heroids. It'll improve every single thing you need it too almost immediately.

Nick- Wow! Sounds intense.

Stefan- I've been taking heroids for years, that's why my performance in everything has improved to god-like levels.

Alec- Is that proof enough for you?

Nick- More than enough, pass that shit over here.

by ACN2369 March 24, 2011

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