If you ever give birth to a literal god, call him Helder. This name is usually given to children in southern countries like mostly Portugal, Italy, Spain, etc.. Everyone must wish to be named Helder, it's such a godly name.
Someone: Who's that handsome looking man over there?
Someone else: A man?!? That's Helder, he's no man. That's a god.
Someone else: A man?!? That's Helder, he's no man. That's a god.