heinz heinie

What the evil scientist in Phineas and Ferb calls his burnt bottom, e.g. rear end.

Ah! My heinz heinie!

by Johnsina J. Cena March 15, 2017

Heinie Flu

Another name for Swine Flu. The word is derived from the fact that this particular strain of flu is the H1N1 strain, which can be read hini, or "Heinie."

Elements in the Federal Government do not want the illness identified as Swine Flu, so this is put forward as a substitute.

That guy in the aisle seat is hacking away: I hope it isn't the Heinie Flu.

I've got a hangover, but I'm going to tell HR I might have Heinie Flu 'cause I could use a few days off.

by Twinzilla April 29, 2009

blacklining heinies

To chug a heinekin bottle to the blackline. This is a drinking game becoming popular in Both the US and Canada. The person who is farthest from the blackline loses and typically buys the round or does a shot.

At the bar yesterday everyone got wasted blacklining heinies.

by dbm7 October 18, 2008

Heinie belly

When a very large man or woman has a belly that hangs over their crotch, and it splits from the seam of their pants causing it to look like a heinie.

That woman shouldn't have worn those small sweatpants, she has a major heinie belly.

by Gobble Hoff February 9, 2010

heinie

A colloquialism for a Heineken.

Don't touch my heinie!

by frank carter June 18, 2006

heinlein pig

A person so set in an opinion that facts and data will not change their mind. Derived from Robert Heinlein's never try to teach a pig to sing quote.

Antivaccers are Heinlein pigs, no matter how many studies show vaccines are safe and effective, they will insist on not having their children vaccinated.

by Plcf July 14, 2019

Heinie

A pompous word describing the tush of any animal. It it used to declare someone stupid, or unwittingly dumb.

Stop messing around with your pencil. You're being such a heinie.

by Made Een March 9, 2010