Luke Hemmings

Luke Hemmings is a giant Australian from Sydney. He is in a Band '5 Seconds of Summer' (5SOS) and is the lead singer and rhythm guitarist. He has gorgeous blonde hair, a dimple in his right cheek and lip piercing on his left side. His long lanky legs go on forever and with his broad shoulders he looks like a walking triangle. His singing voice is the voice of an angel, along with his talking voice. His smile lights up the room and you will loose your breathe at the sight of this gorgeous human being. Just hearing his laugh will brighten your day. He is quite awkward but always has something funny to say. He is truly a gift from god himself.

These being only a few reasons as to why I love him.

You: Look at that guy over there, he's kind of cute.
Me: Yeah, but he's not Luke Hemmings cute.
You: Too true.

by Unicornlife August 5, 2015

Luke Hemmings

Luke Hemmings is A sex god who is in the band 5SOS!
He is the vocals and guitarist from the band
and he is a sexy penguin who was the most sexiest blue eyes you'll ever see!

Do you know Luke Hemmings?
OMG YAAAS! HE IS LIKE DA BAE FROM 5SOS!

by LaGigi January 7, 2015

Hemingway Solution

To commit suicide via shotgun blast administered beneath the chin or inside the mouth, as mentioned in Stephen King's novel Dreamcatcher. If the shotgun is particularly long the trigger is often pulled by a toe.

Damn it, why did he have to go and use the Hemingway Solution in my room? Now there's brain matter all over my ceiling.

The old guy in 'The Hills Have Eyes' used the Hemingway Solution.

by Shadowhunter_36 September 23, 2008

Hemming The Curtains

A slang term for labioplasty.

Julia was embarrassed by her large labia, so she decided the best answer was hemming the curtains.

by householdparts April 23, 2009

Luke Hemmings

90% legs, 5% hair, 5% beautiful blue eyes

Luke hemmings is so tall and has great eyes and hair.

by Keuscher February 26, 2015

Hemingway drunk

adj. When you spend a day marathon drinking, from noon or possibly even the morning until late into the evening stopping only to eat small meals.

Check out Billy, he's been drinking everything in sight since 11:00 AM. Whiskey, wine, beer you name it. He's not just getting drunk, he's getting Hemingway drunk!

by G.I. Nigel March 26, 2010

Luke Hemmings

Sexiness in penguin form.

Hey, that Luke Hemmings dude is like, so sexy.

And he's in penguin form!

by Lucifer Chicken April 9, 2015