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Heather Mills

a gold digger who married Sir Paul McCartney in 2002. She tried smear his reputation by saying that he abused her. Now wait a minute. Paul is a Beatle, that means that he can't go to the restroom without the press knowing about it. He was married to Linda for nearly 30 years. It was rare for a celebrity marriage, it truly lasted until death do they part. If he was a mean and abusive person, wouldn't we know about that long before now? Heather is just making up shit to gain sympathy and get more moolah. When she gets her settlement all Paul has to do is write another album and go on one of his marathon world tours and that will recoup his losses, then he can forget all about her.
Heather Mills married Paul for his money, now she wants to take it and run, as well get her famous 15 minutes.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 12, 2007
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heather mills

A slutty, ditzy, annoying woman who could never be anywhere as good and kind a person as Linda Eastman. Married a man 26 years her senior and had a child with him. Only did it for the money and social status and now says in interviews that she wishes they had never met. Unlike Linda, who was only despised by irrational, jealous teenyboppers, Heather is hated all throughout the land by anyone (both men and women) with low tolerance for idiots.
"Heather Mills ranks just a belt notch above Yoko in my book."
by Mairi February 25, 2005
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shut up heather

A quote from the movie Heathers and part of the actual song Big Fun from the musical Heathers. It has nothing to do with TikTok. If you think it's from TikTok or "that one TikTok song" consider yourself educated. Heather Chandler often says it to Heather Duke, and the line is revisited when Veronica yells "SHUT UP HEATHER" at Chandler's spirit. Please refrain from saying "dang dang diggity dang" is from TikTok, it's from Heathers.
Person 1: Shut up Heather!
Person 2: Oh my god, you know Heathers?

Person 1: What do you mean? This is from TikTok.

Person 2: What the fuck? No! It's not from that musical.ly rip-off, it's from an amazing musical!
by ifelloffmychairlaughing November 12, 2019
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A Heather

a girl that everyone wants to be/look like/act like. “a heather” is said most commonly in conan gray’s song “Heather” which describes someone basically being jealous of a girl named heather.
maddie is such a heather, she is so pretty and fashionable and funny.
by harrystylin0 August 15, 2020
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Heather Chandler

A Heather Chandler is someone who is an absolute alpha bitch. She is beautiful and scary, even her friends are afraid of her. Everyone either wants to be her or wants to be with her.
With her red and black outfit and her bitchy tweets, she’s a real Heather Chandler
by Regina Chandler August 30, 2020
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I wish I were Heather

Conan Gray's adorable gay ass expressing how his crush chose 'Heather', this perfect little barbie doll that is amazing in every way, over him.

It's a metaphor on how he says he wish we were Heather so he could be finally loved by his crush for once.
Heather: "Hey Jackal, looking good today!"
Jackal *crush* : "Hey Heather! Wanna go to the movies to watch that new horror movie?"
Heather: "Sure!"

Conan, on the verge of killing himself: "I wish I were Heather"
by iwishiwereheather August 20, 2020
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heather duke

she runs the yearbook. doesn't have a personality but her mom did pay for (implants)
random girl:ugh stop acting like heather duke
by FandomQueen November 21, 2019
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