Heatsexual 

A made up sexuality about a person who ''goes in heat'' even if they aren't an animal or a female, and all I know is that Roblox Heat and Gacha Heat exists. This is cursed and is mocking the LGBTQIA+ community. They think that they're valid and in the LGBTQIA+ community, but all they're doing is being dumb. Heat is not a sexuality, it is something that happens to animals. (ah yes, ''dlgbtqia+'')
Example in a couple of sentences:

Person 1: H-hey... I'm c-coming out...
Person 2: Go off king, I respect you
Person 1: I-I'm heatsexual... >ώ< UwU, I-I'm in heat r-r-right now..!! C-could you h-help m-me..~?
Person 2: BAHHAHAA PLS TELL ME THIS IS SATIRE
Person 1: W-what does s-satire m-mean? >O<
Person 2: Oh my god. Cease. First of all, you are a boy. Second of all, you are NOT an animal.
Person 1: H-huh?~ B-but I'm a cat!! >o<
Person 2: I'm tired of this goodbye

Heatsexual by sophibanana October 16, 2021

Heatsexual 

A cringe and terrifying fake sexuality used by mostly 10 years old horny kids. Heatsexuals are on Roblox and Gacha Life/Club.

Person1: I-I think I'm coming out..
Person2: That's nice! I support you because you are valid. Sooo what is your sexuality?
Person1: Heatsexual! I-I'm i-in he-heat n-now. Wa-wanna help m- me out? UwU
Person2: LMFAO nvm I take it back. You need therapy.
Person1: B-but it's s-so good.
Person2: BEGONEEEE YOU DISGUSTING ABNOMINATION!! BEGONE!!!

Heatsexual by Plant_headed_human October 25, 2022

helisexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to helicopters.

Person A :"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Person B : "It's alright I accept that you're a helisexual"
Person C : "I'm not a heliphobe!"

helisexual by Pseudologist May 18, 2014

herosexual 

in love with hero beauregard faulkner fiennes tiffin

i am herosexual

herosexual by hero lover January 4, 2021

Hotsexual 

An individual who is solely attracted to hot individuals. Hotsexuals cannot body shame people as this goes against their sexual orientation.

Friend 1: “I’ve never seen Joel pull a girl below an 8”
Friend 2: “Well that’s because he’s a hotsexual and can’t date anyone who isn’t hot.”

Hotsexual by Theman.notthemythorlegendtho July 14, 2021

Hansexual

One who is attracted to Han Alexander, but is also heterosexual.

Boy: Hey, you know Han Alexander from Tumblr? She's hella cute.

Girl: Yeah, she's so cute. I'd go lesbian for her!

Boy: You must be Hansexual.

Hansexual by Xander L Eusebe August 21, 2011

helisexual 

It is when you are a helicopter at heart. It is like a tranny but for helicopter.

I am a helisexual mom I am going to get new missiles installed tonight.

helisexual by poon_destroyer_69 July 16, 2016