Heatsexual

A made up sexuality about a person who ''goes in heat'' even if they aren't an animal or a female, and all I know is that Roblox Heat and Gacha Heat exists. This is cursed and is mocking the LGBTQIA+ community. They think that they're valid and in the LGBTQIA+ community, but all they're doing is being dumb. Heat is not a sexuality, it is something that happens to animals. (ah yes, ''dlgbtqia+'')
Example in a couple of sentences:

Person 1: H-hey... I'm c-coming out...
Person 2: Go off king, I respect you
Person 1: I-I'm heatsexual... >ώ< UwU, I-I'm in heat r-r-right now..!! C-could you h-help m-me..~?
Person 2: BAHHAHAA PLS TELL ME THIS IS SATIRE
Person 1: W-what does s-satire m-mean? >O<
Person 2: Oh my god. Cease. First of all, you are a boy. Second of all, you are NOT an animal.
Person 1: H-huh?~ B-but I'm a cat!! >o<
Person 2: I'm tired of this goodbye

by sophibanana October 16, 2021

Heatsexual

A cringe and terrifying fake sexuality used by mostly 10 years old horny kids. Heatsexuals are on Roblox and Gacha Life/Club.

Person1: I-I think I'm coming out..
Person2: That's nice! I support you because you are valid. Sooo what is your sexuality?
Person1: Heatsexual! I-I'm i-in he-heat n-now. Wa-wanna help m- me out? UwU
Person2: LMFAO nvm I take it back. You need therapy.
Person1: B-but it's s-so good.
Person2: BEGONEEEE YOU DISGUSTING ABNOMINATION!! BEGONE!!!

by Plant_headed_human October 25, 2022