heinz method

When you grip your penis with one hand and hit the tip like a bottle of ketchup!

Sambo used the Heinz method to masterbate his penis!!

by Buck nasty Bastad October 13, 2016

heinz 57

1. A person that's a born mixture or known mixture of at least 2 or more differernt races.

2. A dog that's a mixed breed.

Obama is a brother most definitely, but at the same time he's a heinz 57.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 23, 2009

heinz

1}- a splendid brand of ketchup
2}- a verb that is used when one does poorly on a test, particularly when one recieves a grade of "57".

1}- these frenchfries are good, but they would be even better if i had some heinz to put on them.
2}- damn that spanish test was so hard, and i didn't even study...i bet you i totally heinzed it.

by mescelestus June 18, 2006

Heinz

A word commonly used instead of the word dope, cool, awesome, sweet

Joe- That is so Heinz dude

Carl-ya that is pretty cool

by Akavvvvvvvvv August 25, 2013

heinz

the products that support's kerry's livelihood.

when you buy a heinz product, you are financially supporting kerry, like it or not.

by Russell Berry August 13, 2004

heinz heinie

What the evil scientist in Phineas and Ferb calls his burnt bottom, e.g. rear end.

Ah! My heinz heinie!

by Johnsina J. Cena March 15, 2017

Heinz Sight is 57

Perception of the nature of an event after it has happened. Not to be confused with "hindsight", heinz sight is 57, not 2020.

(Coincidentally, Heinz has 57 varieties.)

"Damn dude, I shouldn't have jumped my snowmachine over the house."
"Well you know what they say, heinz sight is 57."

by BongRipper3000 April 28, 2017