Headfuck

A difficult or awkward situation with no obvious correct course of action, literally something which fucks with you head.

"I slept with my girlfriend's identical twin sister without realizing and don't know whether to tell her or not, it's a complete headfuck"

by Henners17 May 6, 2008

hoodchuck

(n). an outlandish statement that one knows is false yet over time becomes a reality to the individual

(v). To lie is to hoodchuck

Timmy said he was sick, and didn't show for work- What a hoodchuck.

My dad is going to the NBA Finals Game 6 in LA is a hoodchuck

by Outboarding August 1, 2008

Rusacid Headcrackell

The sexiest boi in the Wild West. Love him forever and cherish him daily.

Did you see him?
Omg that was Rusacid Headcrackell.
He’s the sexiest boi in the Wild West. I’ll love him forever and cherish him daily.

by Ben the Knave June 3, 2019

headfucker

A large bowl of mixed alcoholic drinks with a small amount of juice which fucks your head up and makes you do silly things and forget them. Drunk extremely fast with copious amounts of ice cubes & a daft amount of straws. Found in party resorts such as Malia, Crete.

"Did you have a good night?"
"Fuck knows, I can't remember anything after that headfucker we got in the first bar."
"Good times."

by Cazaloompa May 2, 2006

headfucked

Someone who has lost their mind, who does not make any sense when they talk or is just plain CRAZY!

That bitch is headfucked!

by thegirlwho January 7, 2007

headfuck

A headfuck is a person who spends all hours toying with peoples minds.

This is usually done in practical joke form.

Shit, the police are the door. Oh no, it's just Leon being a headfuck.

by Younghenry May 3, 2005

headfuckism

The deranged, frantic and panicky state of mind a woman creates in a man's head due to mind games and bullshit.

Man, that bitch is giving me major headfuckism.

by Tripper_Mike March 1, 2009