Hazlet 

Hazlet; full of faggot skaters and emo people, stuck inbetween keansburg where most of the girls and either dikes or preppy your choice? Next to holmdel where hazlet looks poor basiclly hazlet is just a town that doesn't have a rep for anything ya dig? If you want to live in hazlet and your a pussy you will fit right in!

Keansburg Kid: Oh shit let's fuck up that kid from hazlet
Keansburg kid 1: How do you know hes from hazlet?
Keansburg Kid: He has marks on his arm and is skating
Holmdel kid: Really i say we jump him!
ALL TOGETHER: HELL YEAH

Hazlet by Joey1 May 12, 2007

Hazlet 

Hazlet is a middle class town inbetween Keansburg and Holmdel. Hazlet kids are usually assholes and don't know what a personality is, just looks. They think they're better than everyone else. The school system doesn't do shit for bullying. Most dumb bitches smoke and get drunk. Like, that's all they do. (I smoke, but not as much as them. Fr, ya'll got a problem.) Bullying is a big issue lmao.

Dumbass Hazlet Bitch 1: Ew, why tf her hair that color?
Regular Hazlet Girl: Uhh, 'cause she was born with it?
Dumbass Hazlet Bitch 2: It looks gross.
Regular Hazlet Girl: Bro, you and her got the same hair color, lmaoo. Bye.

Hazlet by some girl lmao May 11, 2020

Hazlet Middle School 

The junior high school of town called Hazlet, in New Jersey. I used to go there. It's the best place to get girls, weed, and booze at a young age. Everyone does most of their growing up here. Don't be a lobby kid in raritan. West Keansburg trash think their the shit, Raritan Valley snobs think their the shit, but everyone in between is decently down to earth. One of the best schools out there, with the best girls.

Middletown Kid: yo you go to Hazlet Middle School??
Hazlet Kid: Hell yeah

Middletown Kid: you probably got so much pussy

Hazlet Middle School by Kidwithdefininitions August 18, 2016

East Hazlet

This term specifically refers to the girls of West Keansburg who no longer want to be categorized as being part of a gang or the wrong side of town.

Refers to the area known as West Keansburg, except in a better light.

Neighborhoods such as 1st street to 13th street, Munro Avenue, Poplar, Pinewood, Brown Ave, and other neighborhoods on the West Keansburg side of 36 are included in this category.

The girls from East Hazlet are much like those from the rest of Hazlet, except for the fact that they are bad ass.

No one from Palmer Avenue is considered West Keansburg nor east Hazlet. You bitches have to come up with your own neighborhood.

Jess: "I hate when people say I'm not from West Keanburg!"
Lauren: "Oh please, West Keansburg is so played out. I'd so rather be from East Hazlet."
Jess: "Oh true!"

East Hazlet by sloptartcascioismyhero March 23, 2007

Hazlitte 

An extremely busy and mysterious woman who loves hiding everything from her friends and is always afraid that her fortune or money may be stolen by the others. Whenever she is asked about something, she always rejects to give a definitive answer but answers something like “How about you?” “Really?” “Not sure though.” She hates telling others where she is going to or when she is available for friends gathering. She loves disappearing suddenly without telling others what is going on. She has an illusion that everything related to her is a secret, but in reality no one is interested in her stuff at all.

“What’s your name?”

“H-a-z-l-i-t-t-e. Hazlitte”

Hazlitte by Hazlitte December 21, 2021

Hazlehead Academy 

a complete and utter shite hole

hazlehead academy is a pure shite hole

Hazlehead Academy by imabittystoned December 10, 2018

Hazleton Hot Pocket 

A necrophilia and coprophilia based sex act, in which a hazletard removes a corpse's head, defecates in the esophagus, and has sex with the esophagus.

hazletard: Nothing like visting the morgue at Hazleton General Hospital, and pulling off a Hazleton Hot Pocket!

Hazleton Hot Pocket by Hazletard-in-Chief December 10, 2010