virginia haymaker 

Similar to the Kentucky lawnmower. The Virginia haymaker is were a man is on all fours on shag carpet about to take a strap on to the rectum. When she enters she knocks his hands down so he is face first on the carpet then is fucked across the floor giving him rugburn on his face

She gave me a Virginia haymaker last night that I was not ready for now my face hurts

virginia haymaker by Xavier Edwards March 11, 2019

Haymaker Reign 

A London Based Underground Rock Band.. Forcing their way into the ring of fire.

Haymaker Reign Song's include: BrainChild, Parade & Symbiosis.

Haymaker Reign by ReignOnTheParade September 6, 2009

Harlem Haymaker 

When you're having vaginal or anal sex with your partner in the full nelson position, and right before you're gonna bust a nut, deliver a single, powerful thrust that launches them in mid-air and as they're coming back down, proceed to deck them right in the kisser.

My wife and I recently divorced because I decided to treat her to something special in the bedroom one night, and in the heat of the moment right when I was about to nut, I delivered the Harlem Haymaker hard enough that, not only did she clench like a vice grip, but also went into a 2-year coma.

Harlem Haymaker by Magnumus Dongus March 23, 2020

haymaker 

The John Wayne punch. A forceful blow with the fist.

Jimmy blasted Johnny in the face with a haymaker.

haymaker by Traffic Buddy July 14, 2006

Haymaker To The Babymaker

The act of punching a woman in the crotch as hard as possible, sometimes because she was being a douche. This is known to cause autism in babies. can also be used as an instant contraceptive.

Brittany was being a douche so i gave her a Haymaker To The Babymaker

Haymaker To The Babymaker by smlysk8rboy9 September 28, 2010

Hallmarketed 

When a subpopulation that had not previously been considered a significant target market has a section of the Hallmark card display rack devoted to it. i.e. half - sibling birthday cards, and foster child anniversary charms.

I was surprised to find a section of Nurse's Week cards at Walgreens, and realized that we'd been Hallmarketed.

Hallmarketed by RANTmaster SD March 31, 2015

Midnight haymaker 

When your spouse hogs the bed and you are left no other choice but to assert dominance

It was 11:20 on a Sunday night, she forced me off of the bed by once again hogging the bed. I edged back into my spot only to once again be awoken at 11:56 by hitting the shag carpet. THAT was the last straw! I went to my storage chest, busted out my last remaining wife beater and just as the clock struck midnight I dropped a fist bomb on my spouse. This was the first Midnight Haymaker to be thrown and if my snuggle spot is ever threatened again the midnight haymaker shall once again commence. Now she knows if she hogs the bed, she will get the the midnight haymaker , when the clock strikes midnight. A midnight haymaker is when you strike your spouse at midnight for hogging the bed.

Midnight haymaker by Branzached July 14, 2021