alabama hayfield

When you eat too much fiber and it blocks you up something fierce

Chris W ate too much frosted shredded wheat and now he has an alabama hayfield

by frostedshreddedchris October 20, 2009

Amish Hayfield

When a girl finds pleasure in sexual activities including peanut butter. Usually involves nutty or creamy Skippy peanut butter in the genital area. Especially efective when generous amounts are applied to the fist and put places that would not otherwise be possible.

OMG I love doing an amish hayfield to myself every night, the chunky peanut butter kinda scratches my vage and i get off really quick

by Fungi 101 May 27, 2009

Amish Hayfield

When a girl named Jordan takes it the rear, involves lots of peanut butter and fetal pigs.

Dude, i gave this girl named Jordan an Amish Hayfield yesterday, i wiped peanut butter all over a fetal pig and shoved it up her rear

by Chodletin May 27, 2009

Dog in a Hayfield

Lost or confused

"This test is so hard. I feel like a dog in a hayfield"

by Timoty_Dexter June 15, 2022

Hatfield Peverel

A quaint village located in the South East of Essex, England notorious for a strong farming community as well as the level of drive by shootings being considerably larger than that of neighbouring villages. Key land marks are The Great Barn, where 80% of all newborns are conceived and ironically delivered by Nurse of the Year 2009 Sara Nitram, The Village Hall where many functions take place including the annual HoeDown where performers such as Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus have found fame. Noted residents include Lady Sophia "Fifi" Martiani, winner of the largest pumpkin competition 10 years consecutively. She was once quoted in Garden's World Magazine as saying "Hatfield Peverel is my heart, soul and body"

Their village slogan "Hatfield Peverel, you'll always find a smile here"

by soapasaurus August 3, 2010

The Hadfield

A basic moustache made awesome by Canadian astronaut and all around badass Chris Hadfield.

"Dude, that is quite the basic moustache."
"Why thank you. It's The Hadfield.

by Cmdr. Awesome May 13, 2013

señorita de hatfield

A girl for whom the pleasures past you would sacrifice your family, god, nigh - your very existence! You listen to the whispers of the wind, watch brooding clouds and feel the very earth for a sign of her. Alas, no. She will never love you. The sting hurts more than mortal man can bare. Was it the wicked college allocation, your bodily weakness or were the carnal passions simply unfulfilling ? We will never know. But one thing is for certain. The spell she casts can never be broken.

"Yeah there's a señorita de hatfield in my labs. Does rugby I think, idk "

by thebestestbestson March 27, 2019