not just a hat rack

someone smarter than you think

Joey: But you’re still moving in together, right? Because my ad came out today. (Shows him the paper.)

Chandler: (reading the ad) "Wanted. Female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly." Nice!

Joey: Yeah? I just figured y’know, after living with you it’d be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, y’know? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone who’s different than me. And what’s more different than me; a guy who’s not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh? (Points to his head.) Not just a hat rack my friend!

'The One with Ross' Denial. Season 6

by Sheerah September 7, 2010

Hat rack

An individual that does not think before they do something increadibly stupid or destructive. Someone that doesn't use their head for anything better than a hat rack.

The hat rack drank a fifth of gin then tried to take the car trailridding.

by Jerry February 9, 2005

getting hatricked

a woman who gets penetrated "1 up top and 2 down below" at the same time.

Sarah was getting hatricked by three penis'

by supernovabelterchild December 21, 2009

Khyler hatrick

A very kind person who is always making jokes to cheer people up

person 1- who is that?!
person 2- that’s khyler hatrick!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

hatrick

hatrick is to score 3 goals in a soccer/football/futbol match

rushy: england r thrashing ze germans
k8n: wat a goal dat just completed his hatrick

by ben rush aka (rushy) June 21, 2006

Hatjacker

Someone who takes pleasure in stealing hat's off the heads of their unlucky owners.

Person 1: (to a hatjacker) "Come back with my hat you
hatjacker!"

Person 2: Dude, you've been hatjacked! :P

by SamuelleumaS A.D. August 24, 2011

Wankers' hatrick

A status achieved by an individual who owns all three of; Range Rover Sport, Mont Blanc pen and Rolex watch. A brash display of classless materialism.

That guy has a wankers' hatrick

by Tony Vegas August 24, 2017