hitchling

noun

a child void of religious indoctrination who is encouraged to read broadly and to seek the truth unapologetically

(In memoriam of Christopher Hitchens)

Her parents are skeptics, so they are raising her as a hitchling.

by Phaenarete December 18, 2011

Hotching

Something or someone you are disgusted by.

"that girl is absolutley hotching" Said Gorley
"this burger tastes hotching."
"she is a hotcher!"

by cinimonsheep March 11, 2011

Hatching a plan

Defined in the TV series, The A-Team. The act of sitting down, pondering and planing how to achieve something.

I'm hatching a plan of how to fullfil my goals.

by FHM_TGN May 3, 2020

Snail Hatching

Snail Hatching is when baby snail fetuses are hatched out of the guys asshole and optionally into their friend or partners mouth. First the guy tucks his penis and testes between his legs, making what looks somewhat similar to a large “snail” when viewed from behind. Then he pushes his snail head (penis head) up his asshole and then rubs it vigorously until he ejaculates into his anus. Then he pulls his snail head out pushes beads of cum thereby “hatching” baby snails out of his sphincter into his partners open mouth which they have positioned below during the whole process.

Hey Johnathan, said Ryan, wanna do some snail hatching? We’ll use my snail though.

by Shuksan Chan August 30, 2019

Ratchling

-Noun

Derivative of Ratchet. A Ratchling is the offspring of a Ratchet being. Once hatched and nursed to it's Ratchet ways, said offspring becomes a full grown Ratchling.

If said creature is spotted please call the ASPCA as soon as possible as rabbies is a common ailment of unvaccinated Rachtlings.

Girl 1: "Crystal is pregnant"

Girl 2: "That Ratchet girl is having a baby?"

Girl 1: "Yea, She's having a little Ratchling"

Girl 2: "She better have that thing Vaccinated"

by Teeeeee March 4, 2013

molly hatching it

Going down on a path of self destruction and not giving a single fuck about it!

Tonight Gents, we're Molly Hatching it!

by Debo442 November 1, 2013

to pull a hutchings

If you say you're going to attend somewhere but you never show up, instead you bring lame excuses.

Why wasn't he there last night??
Yeah right, i guess he was totally pulling a Hutchings!

You going to that party next friday?
Na, i think im going to pull a hutchings

by Hellschool February 25, 2011