james hasell

A highly obese woman often known as a "fat suit who found a wig shop " who is known for being fat and ugly.

Girl 1: Did you see that girl who looked like a piece of fat that glued some hair on it?

Girl 2 : Yeah, she was such a James Hasell.

by Susan Hasell November 20, 2013

Rooftop Haskell

Manual sex (i.e. a handjob) in an occluded location eg a car, in the woods, or on a rooftop.

"Bunny and I fucked off to the alley for a Rooftop Haskell."

by tchatterly July 28, 2018

Haskell'd

To be completely drunk and/or stoned at a party before your group of friends have even arrived.

The party last night was sick! but the girl who answered the door was completely Haskell'd! It had only been an hour.

by glenn coco :} March 24, 2011

haspell

A word used to describe a male who is usually attracted to younger males, a haspell can also reference somebody who is random and weird.

Chris: That guy is such a haspell, no wonder he has no friends

by OhGable May 28, 2017

Haskell

A town in Northern New Jerse located between Ringwood and Pompton Lakes, smaller district of Wanaque. Great meeting place for kids who skateboard, bike or bmx. Home of the Crackhouse, Super Stop and Shop, Rainbow lake, which is invested with toxic waste, tires, boots and dead Minies, Burger King, 7/11, Krauzers, as well as the millions of other projects which will never be finished such as the condos on 4th Ave or the Hotel by Burger King. Has good drug dealers, friendly people and mexicans to do your housework. Everyone who lives here says, "I'm not gonna lie, and I love how." Don't go on a bus with Haskell people unless you feel like getting 'curried' or you like to hear random 'Ahhh Pisss" coming from the mouths of the native Haskellians.

Lex: Put your hands on your hips!
Dan: Umm, why?!
Lex: I'm going to curry yo bitchass fool.
Dan: Ahh piss, I'm from Wanaque not Haskell.

by Haskellanian. May 23, 2008

hanwell

Hanwell is a town located in the London Borough of Ealing in west London. It is a rather non-descript area and mainly populated by poor people.

Person 1: Do you want to go to Hanwell today?

Person 2: Not really.

Person 1: Let's just stay in Northfields; it's much nicer here.

by AWK AWK March 22, 2011

Colleen Haskell

By far, the hottest Survivor contestant, EVER

Dude, that Colleen is da Bomb.

by Jeff May 15, 2004