The hottest bitch y'all ever meet. She is so hot that I melt every time I come near her, so then I have to walk away. I may have low standards but harper DAMMMMN I've never met such an amazing, beautiful, GORGEOUS HUMAN in my life. She is the person who always smiles and lights up the room. I know that some people may not agree with me, I've even heard people saying that she is a backstabber, and is so rude (Idk if that is true). I don't mind if I get to see that GORGEOUS face again. I think I am simping for her. I LOVE HARPER TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH.
by _juicebox._ November 23, 2020
Harper is a bombass dude that everybody loves. People wish they were bffs with Harper. Harper has a best friend that is a girl. She super great. Periodt sis.
by This boy needs some milk🥛 November 15, 2019
harperism |ˈhärpərˌizəm|
noun
1. the political philosophy that corruption is the highest good and proper aim of government.
2. the pursuit of power; sensual self-indulgence.
3. relentless political maneuvering. often informal; always slicker than a greased pig.
derivatives
harp•er•ist | noun & adjective
harp•er•is•tic | adjective
harp•er•is•ti•cal•ly | adverb
harp•er•ian | adjective
noun
1. the political philosophy that corruption is the highest good and proper aim of government.
2. the pursuit of power; sensual self-indulgence.
3. relentless political maneuvering. often informal; always slicker than a greased pig.
derivatives
harp•er•ist | noun & adjective
harp•er•is•tic | adjective
harp•er•is•ti•cal•ly | adverb
harp•er•ian | adjective
"The January 2006 Federal election results in Canada unexpectedly yielded a minority Conservative Government. The 'great moving right show' is having yet another run. In Prime Minister Stephen Harper, Canada now has the most ideologically committed neoliberal in power since Margaret Thatcher. The five priorities Harper has announced - an accountability package; a cut in the GST; a market-based childcare system; a law and order agenda centred on sentencing; and a reduction in healthcare wait times through increased delivery flexibility - all reflect these commitments. These proposals are embedded in the overall strategic priority of aligning Canada even more tightly with the US through increased overseas military commitments and further economic integration. Canada's move into southern Afghanistan and increased troop deployment is already sketching in the new terrain. The major boost military spending, tax cuts and marketized public services proposed in the first Harper Budget on May 2 filled in more details. This constitutes the initial agenda of Harperism. It could hardly be more pressing for the Left to take some stock of what the Harper government is and might become." {Greg Albo, "Figuring Out Harper" (8 May 2006) zcommunications.org}
by tkkn March 16, 2011
you're such a harper!
by danielle howelter September 24, 2016
a type of girl who maliciously steals boys, particularly her best friends and then talks about how being a good friend is everything..silly!
wow cathy is being such a harper :( shes all over my boyfriend, i thought harper and i were friends!
by harperiscruel January 17, 2011
A girl who will seperate you from you friends and than backstabbyou. In the end she will go back to the friends she said she hated 3 weeks ago and leave you for the wolves.
Girl 1:Why does that girl keep staring at me like that?
Girl 2:She is a Harper.
Girl1: Oh that explains everything
Girl 2:She is a Harper.
Girl1: Oh that explains everything
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by Jessie-Loo January 13, 2012