Catherine Hardwicke

Worst movie/ casting director ever to be born. Uses the word "sexy" excessively, and ruined the movie "Twilight." One of the main causes of global warming.
How Catherine Hardwicke causes global warming: casting Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan.
by Dic101 August 10, 2009
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chris hardwick

often seen on the station G4, also a main character in house of 1000 corpses, whenever you see him on t.v. and film, you must put your hands in the air, and in a high pitch voice scream "doctor Satan, doctor Satan bwaaaaaa" then take a shot, or pound a beer.
Chris hardwick was on AOTS again, "doctor Satan, doctor Satan bwaaaaa!" *chugs a beer*
by destructicus December 27, 2011
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Jess Hardwicke

A beautiful girl, 100% better than Jess miller.
Definition of a pulling machine and stripper.
by Jess Hardwicke August 2, 2018
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Hardwick's DIsease

When you will do absolutely anything to impress hipsters to gain a following. Pronouncing words with a unreasonable flair, referencing books that are out of print or long forgotten bands that 'deserve a comeback'. Started with Chris Hardwick's need for approval by demeaning himself in anyway possible.
Steve : "What's wrong with Tom? He's wearing a scarf in the middle of summer"
Toby : "He has no friends, so he is trying to impress hipsters"
Steve : "Full blown Hardwick's Disease"
by Type4Me January 23, 2015
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Johnny Hardwick

The man who played “Dale Gribble” on “King of The Hill.” He was one of the greatest men to ever be born on this planet.
Rest in piece, Johnny Hardwick-I-I mean… Rusty Shackleferd.
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Hardwick Piggin

A word that originated at Temple U. To initiate any sex act while under the inluence of alcohol, with any female dispite looks. To include women with diseases, obese, bad breath, etc.
Let's go hardwick piggin tonight, I'm horny.
by 732 pine Street January 27, 2010
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