Bloody Handprint

When doggy styling a dirty chick while she's ragging like hell mass producing blood, You rub your hand under her crotch making sure you get an abundance of period sweetness. While she's not paying attention, slap her dirty ass as hard as humanly possible.

DC left a bloody handprint on "crazy"

by Good Times in TN July 22, 2010

HandPrint

What I put on your girl's ass cheek before I send her back to you

damn, _____ found out I was sending his girl back with a handprint

by Wet_Blankets August 17, 2021

Harpoontang

The art of seducing a mate that exceeds the weight limit of an F-350. Usually in reference to a woman considered a “whale”, you must inflate her ego, since the rest of her is already inflated. Jumping on a harpoontang grenade is the bravest and most loyal thing a friend can do.

My junk will henceforth be known as Moby Dick, due to my harpoontang record.

by Sir Dripsalot May 22, 2022

Harpoontang

A demoralising term for a fat bitch, especially when in reference to her as an object of sexual interest.

I'm not really into the skinny bitches. I'm more of a harpoontang man myself.

by eyefeelpineal September 3, 2025