hard as balls

something that isn't very hard at all (cause balls aren't hard?)

Person 1: I ran a marathon the other day.
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: Hard as balls!

by aidanterrenceronaldhuntjungleb July 23, 2021

Hard Balls

When a male experiences an erection, but it is also effecting the testicles.

Man, she's making me experience Hard Balls right now

by hard balls the rapper March 12, 2025