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haramadan

A haram ramadan for weak muslims.
Ani: Mate, are you fasting today?

Haider: No.

Ani: Are you on haramadan?
by TonyP668 April 29, 2022
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Haramadan

When you get all you harams out before the current Ramadan season. It is likened to Ash, lent, and Mardi gras celebration where you get sinning out before Easter Sunday.
Person 1: Man, Ramadan is coming up next week. What are we going to do??
Person 2: No worries man, I got us a 48 pack of bud light and some bacon. We can celebrate Haramadan in fashion this year
by na-meme42 March 10, 2025
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Harmed your children

I haven't done it yet and if you don't want it to happen you need to pay me for that AI. All your posturing isn't fooling anyone who knows who I am. They know you left the children to die so you could steal from me and one of them already told the truth.
Hym "I haven't harmed your children yet and according to the ads both of the candidates that ran here were 'too soft on pedophiles.' And the woman who was too soft on pedophiles won. And from your hesitancy to release the Epstein files, 'too soft on pedophiles' seems to be a recurring theme. You need to pay me for that AI. Nothing you say is going to intimate me enough to let you steal my freedom. I don't care who they send, I'm not stop being a threat to your kids until I have secured a future that isn't working to generate tax revenue to feed kids I did not sire. If you want to protect your kids. You will make them pay me."
by Hym Iam May 8, 2025
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To be Harambéd

To get screwed over or unjustly punished because somebody else decided to be a witless fuck.

Origin: The killing of Harambe
“Sam and Jo were arrested along with John even though they had no idea that John was driving off his face on meth. Sam and Jo were completely Harambéd.”

“Dan says he’s got a couple of surprise new jokes for our double act tonight which he “swears aren’t racist”, but I think I’ll double check - don’t want to be Harambéd!”

“Even though the little boy broke into Harambe’s house, the police decided it was Harambe whom they should kill. Harambe got Harambéd.”
by PFMelmer May 11, 2018
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