One who only eats happy meat. Often mistaken for a vegetarian, but these folks have no hard feelings about eating meat, as long as it's free-range, grass-fed, organic, happy meat.
Often broke, as happy meat tends to be expensive.
Often broke, as happy meat tends to be expensive.
Karl: I never see you eat any meat, Sue, Are you a vegetarian?
Sue: Nah, I love meat too much to give it up completely. I just eat happy meat.
Karl: Oh. You're a happitarian. (Snorts in disgust)
Sue: That's right!
Karl: Well, I'm off to Burger King, where I can get a hot, juicy burger for pennies. No veg-meat for me.
Sue: Nah, I love meat too much to give it up completely. I just eat happy meat.
Karl: Oh. You're a happitarian. (Snorts in disgust)
Sue: That's right!
Karl: Well, I'm off to Burger King, where I can get a hot, juicy burger for pennies. No veg-meat for me.
by elsbethromeo September 13, 2009
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Food that is prepared by you, but is not "homemade", i.e. prepared food like Birdseye mixes, e.g., Chicken Alfredo. Adding more chicken or not. Prepared by Costco...etc.
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The radar transmission in your ex's brain where the moment you are happy, and over them, a signal goes off in their brain to contact you and ruin everything.
Julie: today is the day my exes contact me.
Marisa: heh?
Julie: my ex matt called me last night
Julie: and my ex derek IMed me
Julie: neither i ever talk to
Marisa: of course
Marisa : they have happydar
Marisa: if ur not miserable over them
Marisa: they know it
Marisa: heh?
Julie: my ex matt called me last night
Julie: and my ex derek IMed me
Julie: neither i ever talk to
Marisa: of course
Marisa : they have happydar
Marisa: if ur not miserable over them
Marisa: they know it
by Marisa May 13, 2005
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The handytard slowly pushed a broom around the wallmart. He paused occaisonally to laugh at something only funny to himself.
by Rich Borge September 9, 2006
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