happytude

when a persons happiness infects everybody around them just like a persons bad attitude would put them down

it can also be uses when a singe person is happy in a crowd of sad people

look at frank is happytude is just infectious hes got the whole class smiling in a few seconds

or

i had a really bad happytude at grans funeral today it was so bad i almost broke my jaw trying not to smile

by str8-up-lazy April 11, 2011

Apptitude

The reflexive belief that "there is an app for everything", eclipsing the experience of simply being alive in the world.

They were in the woods on a sunny spring day. He was looking at the light streaming through the branches. She, having apptitude, was staring at her phone.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"I want to know where we are" she answered.

"We are here" he sighed.

by Monkey's Dad April 28, 2021

Hattitude

When you have an attitude about wearing a hat, or when you feel cool and pimping with your new hat.

"Bro, stop with the Hattitude, we get it, you've got a new hat!"

by BrownieCharles December 21, 2021

apptitude

The intrinsic ability to use any app, regardless of platform or function.

Can you show me how to use this banking app? I hear your apptitude is quite high.

by hextermination February 23, 2015

Hattitude

When someone is feeling frisky about their headwear fashion so they wear ridiculous hats

Mom: Your hat is ugly. You need to adjust that hattitude

by AHefty March 1, 2020