Haplomemes

When people on messageboards and forums discuss genetics and make memes about genetics that include PCA charts or haplogroups. Often such discussion is repetitive and engaged in by people who know little about the subject but will post genetics related images anyway, for example equating haplogroups with personality traits. Thus the term Haplomemes is appropriate. Additionally haplomeme discussion can be more insidious; sometimes users post meme images that accuse another ethnicity/nationality of having some sort of undesirable lineage in some way, for example memes that suggest South or East Europeans are non-European and thus less worthy.

*sigh* 'another Haplomemes thread.' 'You don't know anything about genetics, you just spam autistic haplomemes'

by Haplogrouper June 20, 2019

Harjot

Sweetheart, nice, kind, sweet sweet, most loving, most caring, SUPER CUTE, HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOTTIE; ('H' = HARJOT = HOT ;)

I 've got myself a Harjot.
Even tho every girl in cali wants Harjot, they can't have him, cuz he's ALL MINE.

by Taz January 24, 2004

Hapoo

Secret identity shared by multiple people. In contrast to traditional secret hero identities such as superman, a hapoo is a character that can represent multiple people who are working under a single pseudonym towards the same goal.

A letter of protest towards school abuses was posted on the principle's door yesterday. The letter was signed by Hapoo.

by hendooneh April 29, 2009

haploid

Describes one who has half the number of chromosomes that they should have. Akin to calling someone a retard and/or a freak of nature. Can also be used to imply that one is inbred.

"Don't you fucking look at me, you haploid circus clown!"

by Doomus May 22, 2016

Happoon

When you strike someone in the stomach with a quick chopping motion to make them shit their pants

“Olivia happooned caitlyn and she sharted”
“Lila had to run to the bathroom after being happooned”

by ballsacc1219 October 25, 2019

Hajoon

A person who’s very caring, who has a lot of love to give to the people they care about, most selfless and precious soul. Bonus: Hajoon’s also a cute small baby pup.

Lucas: omg did you see that furry?

Clyde: thats my baby Hajoon!

by Clydesus October 8, 2020

hamjob

When a woman wraps a slice of ham around a guy's penis and then gives him a handjob.

Nick: Man to spice up me and Blair's love life i had her give me a hamjob the other day.

Bobby: Yo how was it?

Nick: SWEEEEEEET

by dukerj94 August 13, 2010