Claw Hand

When you are so constipated that you have to lube up your fingers with your spit to retrieve your impacted cat turds so YOU don’t prolapse your asshole (death from inside)

Stanley's green asshole was so gangrene he finally decided to claw hand his impacted dookie out to save himself.

by British Gal 1973 January 31, 2021

golden handcuffs

When you are tethered to a despicable job because of the big money you are paid to do it.

There is no easy removal of the golden handcuffs; you begin to tolerate them almost as if they were not there.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 21, 2018

Richerd hand

To diamond hand a huge cryptopunk offer with aplomb.

Wow. Did you see them Richerd hand that cryptopunk offer?

by n2010 October 19, 2021

caught with his hand in the nookie jar

This describes a man caught in a sex scandal with women.

The show host was caught with his hand in the nookie jar and fired.

by I, Wreckerrr May 31, 2017

hand sanitizer kink

when someone always uses your hand sanitizer and moans

person one: ugh so oily 😩 gimme more

person two: what the fuck person one

person three: i think person one has a hand sanitizer kink, no he definitely has one

by kappakappa October 4, 2021

got a hand on my brain

hippies and stoners in referring to the physical sensation of being "stoned" or high on really high potency thc

Man that is really good. I "got a hand on my brain."

by Illumination666 October 28, 2009

girlfriend hand

The placement of a girlfriend's hand on boyfriend's upper abs for a photograph. It allows the girlfriend to turn her body in towards the boyfriend resulting in better looking angles for her own body as well as subtly communicating to photo viewers that, "He's all mine. Step off".

"Oh wow, you totally have girlfriend hand in that photo. Are you guys getting serious?"

by Pinkeyjoy January 26, 2015