Hansen

Tall, amazing, and beautiful gorl who has a heart of gold and a smile that lights up the world. She has a cute little nose that looks adorable when she's upset, and has the most adorable Spock ear you will ever see. She's amazing, and a person that deserves the best in life from everyone.

look see that gorl hansen

by HeccYou March 18, 2019

Hansen

A man who knows where the bitches are at.

Person 1: Hey have you seen Hansen?

Person 2: Yeah, he just told me where all the bitches are at.

by LemonChik1 November 22, 2021

hansen

Man with an extremely large dick
Short but packin

Dam, Hansen sure is packin. His length is taller than his height.

by urbandickpro October 18, 2022

Hansen Unit

Unit of measurement used to divide up a lunch bill when one or more of the people at the lunch are having a birthday.

Lunch will cost you 2 Hansen Units because it's not your birthday, but it will cost Bill 1 Hansen Unit because it is.

by GD jr October 26, 2012

Hansen Joke

Any stupid joke that isn’t funny that the joker laughs at but no one else does because it was a stupid not funny joke

Noah made a Hansen joke that no one laughed at

by DCRAP10 November 16, 2020

hansen maneuver

when a person is wearing baggy short shorts, they use a mirror to make sure their underpants are not showing by putting the mirror in between their legs, and positioning it to get a veiw of their crotch.

jane did the hansen maneuver before she went to rock climbing.

by swanson swayze June 3, 2006

Hansen-worthy

A teenage girl who is attractive enough to risk meeting up with NBC's Chris Hansen over.

You seen Miley Cyrus lately? Man, she's gettin' Hansen-worthy!

by not very creative pseudonym January 13, 2009