Handytard

The token retarded person found in almost all businees. They are slowitted but capable of doing meanial tasks. You will find a lot of handytards at goodwill sorting clothes, pricing merchandise,and quite often shopping there as well. They usually are paid minimum wage and are driven to work by there Mom.

The handytard slowly pushed a broom around the wallmart. He paused occaisonally to laugh at something only funny to himself.

by Rich Borge September 9, 2006

Handstands in the Shower

To clean your vagina and ready it to eat

He will be here soon, I have to go do handstands in the shower

by mrsdigi December 17, 2008

Handitarded

To be at retarded and handicapped but you want to be politically correct about it. Handicapped and retarded all at once.

You should've seen the ke$ha concert last night, that girl is handitarded.

by Smiling ginger February 27, 2014

recap handitard

recap handitard,
a mix between the words, "retard" and "handicapped"
definition: a funny way to slag recap handitards and deformed people

Shop attendant:"wha can i get you?"
wheelchair man:"bottle of coke please"
Shop attendant:"FUCK OFF U RECAP HANDITARD UR NOT GETTIN PEOPLE FOOD"
{shop attendant pushes wheel man out of chair}

by lous3 March 12, 2007

handytarded

Someone who is neither "retarded" nor "handycapped" but somewhere inbetween

Man, John is handytarded
SIR!!, my saxophone is being handytarded

by saxboii April 15, 2010

Handitard

1.A person which barely qualifies as handicapped yet is a douchebag. 2. Someone who is a complete failure.

"That fucker just cut me off what a handitard."

by BobfromCanada July 15, 2009

handstands in the shower

Technique for applying cold running water to the arse the day after a particularly spicy meal

Mark, if you order the vindaloo in this restaurant you'll be doing handstands in the shower tomorrow

by gav-wan July 13, 2018