Handsame

A fuck-ass pretty boy, who gets laid quite frequently, but has looked the same since like 7th grade.

My little nephew is handsame as fuck.

That little ass handsame nigga.

by Jruss1000 April 17, 2014

hell in a handcart

Similar to 'hell in a handbasket'.
The description of the impending awfulness of a situation, by implying that both the uncomfortable mode of transport plus the final destination would make for one really unpleasant experience.

"Just ten minutes browsing randomly through urban dictionary proves that our beloved English language is broken, and we're all going to hell in a handcart"

by Phil G January 16, 2008

handjam

The art of hack coders manually stuffing their crappy fixes into websites through improper means.

That loser completely handjammed those masterpage edits!

by DogEars June 20, 2011

handcarted

drunk, to excess. Rather tipsy

Me and blandridge went out last night and got totally handcarted

by kylet June 27, 2006

Brooklyn Handcart

When a douchebag is actively leaving an upperdecker (taking a grunt in the toilet tank) while his skank is sitting on the shitter bowl reverse cowgirl facing him who is also dropping bowel bombs and slobbing his knob. (Blumpkin)

Tabor: Hey man, why did they kick you out of the kids bake sale?

Brian: They caught me driving a Brooklyn Handcart on that cupcake bitch with the sweet dumper.

Tabor: Nods in admiration.

by B Tsunami April 6, 2019

handjams

a game in which you wave your open hands around in a circular fashion repeatedly until utter exhaustion. Can be played with up to ten players. Touching is not allowed.

Let's play handjams with this lovable nearby bear!

by Thom_Dorke October 23, 2010

handycam

An over-the-pants handjob

We were super bored at my family's Thanksgiving so my girl gave me a handycam under the table.

by ChetUbetch69 April 1, 2016