mexican handbomb

when you crap youre pants, roll it up in a ball then throw it at someone.

me: That bitch michelle threw a mexican handbomb at jaime yesterday.

my friend: what the fuck she is fucked in the head

by (sic) maggot 666 October 25, 2006

Grammar Nazi Handbook

Another word for a dictionary, often used by inexperienced Grammar Nazis who haven't already memorized the damn thing.

random guy: Hey dude, just because I don't know how to spell illiturut doesn't mean i'm stupid

Novice Grammar Nazi: HOW THE HELL COULD YOU MISSPELL ILLIT-...er......hang on let me check me check my Grammar Nazi Handbook for a second...ILLITERATE!?!? HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU NOT GET THAT RIGHT DUMBASS?!??

random guy: what the fuck.....

by Akrylik September 1, 2009

Handbomber

Refers to a girl who will stop at nothing to get pregnant... derived from the act of said girl "handbombing" a load of semen into herself, despite where the man intended to deposit it.

"Fuck handbombers, carefully"
"Dude, you don't wanna date that chick, she's a handbomber!"
"What? She stopped taking birth control? Man you're banging a hand bomber!"

by uhhhhh_me August 25, 2012

handbone

the ultimate way to show your excellence through violent actions of slapping yourself in different rhythms

You think you are the alpha, let’s handbone to show your worthiness.

by theultimatebeastmaster March 22, 2020

the badd bitch handbook

a handbook for the exclusive bad bitches!!

#1 rule of the badd bitch handbook, NO APOLOGIZES

by young drezzy August 11, 2010

read the handbook

The act of doing everything according to how social traditions and formal expectations dictate you should, usually for social acceptance by an individual or a group. One's ability to perform this act does not necessarily make them what they want to be.

Tessa: Wow! Max brought Niki flowers on the first date, opened all the doors, paid for dinner, bought expensive champagne, and walked her to her front door. What a great guy!
Andrew: Okay, he read the handbook, but so what? Is he actually an interesting guy?

Max: Yeah, I thought Niki was pretty cool. She seemed to know a lot about indie bands and films and ordered a chai latte at the coffeeshop. Then I slowly realized she was quoting Pitchfork with every other breath.
Tessa: Handbook-reader?
Max: Aye.

by p-teK April 6, 2008

Handby

The most Epic surname ever! Only the awesomest people will have it!

There's a 'Cult of Handby' group on Facebook!

The Handby's tend to be accident prone and mentally unstable. They're the absolute shit!

Guy1: That chick is awesome...weird though

Guy 2: Dude, that's cause she's a Handby!

by EmmaSophie November 4, 2010