Hatstand

Person who must be avoided if at all possible. Utter, utter, utter fucking twat. A useless, irritating, boring, stuttering fuckwit.

For all the good they do, they may as well be stood in the corner doing fuck all.

Much like a Hatstand.

It is my considered opinion that that the government minister is, indeed, a fucking hatstand.

by Cheerful John February 12, 2012

hamsandwich

A device used to beat a pigpen or to make the game of hogsoccer more entertaining.

As I beat that bitch with a plunger O smacked her with a hamsandwich.

by MBC March 31, 2003

Hampstand

In a male's apartment/house, the hamper next to the bed that is also used as a makeshift nightstand to put shit on because we don't believe in wasting money on an actual nightstand until a girl comes along and insists that we get one.

"You need to get rid of that hampstand so I don't have to move my phone off it every time you need to put your dirty boxers in it."

by inmyworld9 September 10, 2011

dim hatstand

wank fodder for rex

after seeing dim in a music publication:
''COR, DIM HATSTAND!!!!!111oneoneone''

by not mealifer October 27, 2003

hatstand

The natural habitat of a Gibbet, often associated with duckietape and fire!

I put that Gibbet on his hatstand, duckietaped his hands and feet and set fire to him!

by Skrink July 28, 2008

Hamsandwich Apparatus

THE COOLEST FREAKING BAND EVER! THEIR MUSIC TAKES ME TO MARS AND BACK I SWEAR. I"M IN LOOOOOVE WITH THE DRUMMER NICK JIZZNIZZLE. I SWEAR. CHECK THEM OUT. THEY ARE THE BESSSST. XOXOXOXOXOXOX

Hey what you listening to friend?

Response: only the coolest band ever, Hamsandwich apparatus

by littleasaingirlholdingsmalldog April 20, 2011

Hatstand

Insane

Rumors are so hatstand.

by Threescore August 30, 2016