Hamsikporn

Any picture of Slovak soccer star Marek Hamsik either naked or in a provocative pose, picture must include spiked hair and a tatoo on show

Hey, Layla did you see Hamsik's torso in that new pic? yeah Kirsten, its a new one for my Hamsikporn collection

by mancinip May 16, 2011

hamskied

(1) The condition Beth was in the night before she spent an entire day vommitting. (2) Extra drunk. (3) How I like to be on Saturday nights.

Good thing I was hamskied when I kissed that guy. I have a feeling he was ugs-ma-fugs and I would have been feeling sad about myself if I really knew what he looked like.

by Rabs April 26, 2005

Hamsini

Hamsini is the most BEST person in the world 🌎! If you have a Hamsini in your life you are lucky 🍀! She is VERY funny 😆. She also stands up for you👍! If you don’t have a Hamsini in your life then your are missing out!

Hey look it’s the best girl in the world Hamsini!

by Taco Bell 🛎 November 17, 2019

Hamshitboned

Getting absolutely hammered drunk. First uttered in Willow, Alaska.

Christopher got hamshitboned and jumped out of the window.

by C76M June 7, 2013

hamstick

Hamstick(verb): to hamstick; or the act of hamsticking: making a series of poorly veiled comments juxtaposing superiority in something to compensate for poor self esteem

“If that low confidence bitch doesn’t stop hamsticking everything I say, I swear I’m gonna ghost her ass and leave her friendless!”

Girl 1: “My dress cost 2 grand. Where’s yours from? I saw one like yours at Kmart.”
Girl2: “Bitch..don’t even try to hamstick me!!”

by guhvelmo March 31, 2022

Hamshire Fannett

The girls cooters stink like rotten blue cheese with lips like a double meat Arby’s sandwich. The guys are corn fed redneck hillbilly’s that fuck each other’s heifers around the campfire to a bottle of jim beam. The principal likes his butthole soup sandwiched by the big dicked janitor. But has the best frisky physics teacher around(just ask the boss).

Your furburger smells like Hamshire Fannett .

by kootercrusher June 11, 2020

hamsai

a person who likes to call you names . can sometimes be conceited & immature . also , talks a lot . (: but , he makes you feel important as ever .

Boy : "OMG . Are you Hamsai ?"
Hamsai : "Yeah ? Why ?"
Boy : "Do wanna go out with me ?"
Hamsai : " HELL NO ! Do I look gay to you ?!"
Boy : "You dont need to deny it . I'm gay too . "
*BOY GRINS*
*HAMSAI DASHES AWAY 100 MPH*

by booger (: April 24, 2010