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Fresh from the hamper

When one runs out of clean clothes and is forced to dig around in the hamper in search of clothes that don't smell awful or have stains. You can tell that the clothes are fresh from the hamper when they are wrinkled and smell a little like yeast and moldy growth.
Ariela: See that girl over there? Her Interlochen uniform smells like Febreze... does she smoke?

Sterling: I don't think so... See how wrinkly and sweat stained her blouse is? Her outfit must be fresh from the hamper.
by rainthesnowaway July 22, 2011
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hampster

A person who lives in the Hamptons, misspells the word hamster, and justifies the error by announcing they are entitled to add a P to it as a privilege they get from living there.
The gripter Hilaria Baldwin says, "We are in the HamPtons... therefore my hamsters could possibly be hamPsters."
by lonestargogo September 1, 2021
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hamper sex

What happens when a simple clothes hamper comes in handy as the perfect prop to bend your partner over.
She bent forward with her arms outstretched onto the floor and I got in there right behind her at the perfect angle; such is the bliss of hamper sex!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2019
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Magic Hamper

The place you get previously worn - yet clean smelling clothes from.

If you leave a pair of jeans in the hamper long enough they lose the funky smell that caused you to throw them into the hamper in the first place!! It's MAGIC!!!
"Is that a pasta stain on your pants?"

"So it is... looks like my magic hamper missed a spot."
by Cleveland Danny June 13, 2008
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Cum Hamper

A female or male that likes to swallow or take loads of cum in their mouth or ass.
Christine had a threesome with Rick and Chris. One blew in her pussy and the other blew in her ass. She is a nasty cum hamper!

God Alice blew the whole football team! That girl is nothing more than a cum hamper!
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hampster

'Wanna play with the hampster? Supposebly I ain't goin' to school, and that.'
by noelle October 14, 2003
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hampster cannon

Occurs when anal sex is being performed and the recieving mate farts
Oh God That Hampster Cannon is Horrible !!!
by Adonis Rosalle May 20, 2005
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